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Similiar to the wet dream, poop dreams are dreams a toliet has when its failed to be used to its capacity on a regular basis.

People don't normally take a shit in a toliet that doesn't have proper privacy, therefore the toliet has poop dreams. The toliet is made to handle a deuce but just isn't getting any.
What kind of dreams do the toliets in grade school have? Poop dreams!

Man that toliet is never used, it has poop dreams.

Person One: Have you heard of poop dreams ?
Person Two: No describe them.
Person One: Dreams a toliet has when no one shits in it.
Person Two: Oh yea, the toliet at work has poop dreams.
by poopdreamer October 27, 2008
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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