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The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.
You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!
by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014
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"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.
by The Poon King March 11, 2008
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the process of one sniffing the opposite/same sex's bike seats for personal excitement/enjoyment
i love pooning , i could smell girls bike seats all day :)
by anonymous February 26, 2002
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A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.
"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"
by Codosex April 20, 2010
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The act of searching for poon
Like fishing is to fish, pooning is to gash
You know, am I the only one who finds it inappropriate to go pooning on a church trip
by ManOfTheDiaspora June 16, 2005
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