Top definition
Mix between Poo and Penis. Great for insults!
by Nakita Kaulitz October 01, 2014
Get a Pooness mug for your mom Larisa.
May 14 Word of the Day
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
Get the psyop neck gaiter and mug.
2
Female version of a "Poon". Known for maneating and severe promiscuous behaviour. Generally found in the North of the United Kingdom, the Pooness has been known to venture down South in an attempt to find fresh meat.
The Pooness
by WBarr November 05, 2010
Get a Pooness mug for your buddy Vivek.
3
The definition of something thats really bad! i mean even worse than cutting your balls off with a rusty pair of scissors
Last time cat went out she claimed it was poo ness
by BennyG83 June 16, 2008
Get a poo ness mug for your girlfriend Jovana.
4
1. the word laura using to express her dear friend sienna
hahah hahaha hahahahahahahh
by i am sonya dhar May 06, 2005
Get a pooness mug for your sister-in-law Larisa.
5
The definition of something thats really bad! i mean even worse than cutting your balls off with a rusty pair of scissors

Last time Cat went out she claimed it was poo ness
by BennyG83 June 16, 2008
Get a poo ness mug for your mom Yasemin.
6
The amount of poo something is.
Can be used as an appropriate substitute for shit or crap.
Damn bro that’s really pooness.
He is not at all pooness
by ShaanCC April 13, 2021
Get a Pooness mug for your dog James.