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Mix between Poo and Penis. Great for insults!
by Nakita Kaulitz October 01, 2014
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Female version of a "Poon". Known for maneating and severe promiscuous behaviour. Generally found in the North of the United Kingdom, the Pooness has been known to venture down South in an attempt to find fresh meat.
The Pooness
by WBarr November 05, 2010
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The definition of something thats really bad! i mean even worse than cutting your balls off with a rusty pair of scissors
Last time cat went out she claimed it was poo ness
by BennyG83 June 16, 2008
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1. the word laura using to express her dear friend sienna
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by i am sonya dhar May 06, 2005
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The definition of something thats really bad! i mean even worse than cutting your balls off with a rusty pair of scissors

Last time Cat went out she claimed it was poo ness
by BennyG83 June 16, 2008
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The amount of poo something is.
Can be used as an appropriate substitute for shit or crap.
Damn bro that’s really pooness.
He is not at all pooness
by ShaanCC April 13, 2021
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