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Poonce is Australian slang for an overtly camp and effeminate homosexual
D'ya see that mate ? Walkin around like a poonce
by AussieOi October 25, 2018
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Jun 2 Word of the Day
Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
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someone, a person, or an a object can be a poonce. a poonce is infact a pussy ass bitch. (also objects can be poonce's or pooonced)
Mike is such a poonce it makes me sick.
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Mikes car is all poonced out. that car has been poonced.
by rsxboysarehot September 09, 2006
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Poonce: The smell of ones butt crack sweat.
It was a hot day at the beach,even after my shower, I could still smell the scent of poonce on my fingers.
by Cdub0627 July 23, 2017
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Derived from the word "poon" and "pounce"

A Poonce is a man who is incredibly slick and suave when in the presence of a lady. This man has a severely high chance on getting a woman to go to bed with him.

The determining factor in determining whether someone is being a Poonce is whether or not they are classy.CLASSY IS KEY.
James Bond is the king of Poonces
by Bozz hajj December 06, 2008
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A person of questionable intelligence, a dullard, a person who does things without thinking
You drove your car drunk and had an accident....you fucking poonce
by Mr Canis January 24, 2019
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