Anything to do with the anus, anal, or smelly bottoms in general
I would really like to fuck your poomie

Cum in my poomie
I can see your poomie
by Poomie__11 May 31, 2009
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A poomi is someone who doesnt under stand life properly and is usually of adolescence, a poomi is someone who is also a waste of space and Resources, and thinks they are so called "cool", and usually grows up to be a failure and a nobody, a poomi is basically that rude ass kid back in school that says, lit or true and talks like a poof
OI mate, stop being a fucking poomi ya dog, grow up and realise what the real world is like, ya fockin dambass
by The down to earth person September 07, 2017
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A Poor Homie. A homie who dresses up in fake and tattered clothing
That poomie is stealing my lunch from the bin.
by NAWDOG June 07, 2009
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When you think that you’re something but you’re not.
Example 1:
Maria (the nerd): I’m so cool.
Cathy: You’re poomie.

Example 2:

Boyo (the ugly boy): I’m handsome.
Carla: You’re soooo poomie.
by boyoandcarla March 13, 2021
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1) The dude with whom you share a poon in a MMF threesome.

2) A female roomie that while not involved with you, still helps you out with more than the dishes & laundry.
1) I was totally poomies with (insert name) last night after that party and now I can't look him in the eye.

2) My cute poomie took pity on my blue balls last night and sucked me off after dinner.
by Ill-khan October 11, 2009
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