To puke and poop uncontrollably at the same time.
Most frequently occurs between the ages 18 to 27 after excessive binge drinking coupled with attacks of late night munchies. Also could be caused by illness such as influenza. " Jamie drank and ate too much so she pooked in the bathroom at Burger King". If pooked more than once you will be considered a "pooker" or "pookemon".
by John McCrum and John Nerone December 24, 2005
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Dude, where'd our necromancer go? Why isn't he responding?

He must be pook
by NiwaDai December 14, 2005
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A term of endearment used between young Indigos and little Asian girls.

Also the name of many Thai sluts.
"Oh pook, there's something in your beard!"
by Hannah Pook January 03, 2006
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An exclamation used to show frustration, such as "oh dear" or "dammit"

Also a tasty Scandanavian finger sandwich.
"Oh Pook! You ate my pook!"
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the sound a frog makes while jumping into a puddle of tomato juice.
That is pook.
by Lineah August 30, 2008
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Being so drunk that you vomit,defecate,and urinate at the same time.
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"Ah!Steve just pooked in my car!"
by el clerko August 04, 2003
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