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When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.
Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.
by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010
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Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
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Self-death by poo. One killing themselves by forcing large quantities of their own human feces down their esophagus.
This fortnite grind is too much, might as well commit pooicide.
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by linus Johnson craft April 10, 2019
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The act of soiling your pants out of hatred for yourself.
Jack: Hey loser how you going fat shit!
Me: Commit Pooicide motherfucker your underpants are of poor, cheap chinese quality.
by Bath Wanker October 07, 2018
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