A technique in which friends cross arms, and use eachothers weight too lean back, and pooh, when no sign of tiolet is in view. This technique is mainly used in the woods, where the secret cannot be released to society. Group poohs can also take place, if there is more then two friends in desperate need of relaseing a giant alejandro.

Odorless feces. Preferred by some who enjoy defecation as a component of the sexual experience, but are offended by what some may consider the unfavorable stench of fecal matter.

You know when you go to a restaurant and you eat a shed load of food, and you feel like you've eaten too much. You sit there with a bloated stomach and feel really uncomfortable.

There is a hidden body function that few people know about which is ideal for dealing with this; called the "Emergency Pooh".

This is a switch in the body which is triggered once too much food has been consumed, which basically actions an emergency pooh (a quickfire pooh to get rid of the waste which has been taken on board).

Panda Pooh Panda Pooh is the act of going pooh after eating panda express. Panda Pooh is ussually sudden and happens within a few hours after consuming Panda Express. Panda Pooh only happens after eating Panda Express. If one did not eat Panda it is not a Panda Pooh. It also does not classify as a Panda Pooh if Panda express was consumed over eight hours ago.

Xi Jinping (/ʃi dʒɪnˈpɪŋ/ shee jin-PING; Chinese: 习近平; born 15 June 1953) is a Chinese politician who has served as General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) and Chairman of the Central Military Commission (CMC) since 2012, and President of the People's Republic of China (PRC) since 2013. Xi is the paramount leader of China, the most prominent political leader in China, since 2012.

The son of Chinese Communist veteran Xi Zhongxun, he was exiled to rural Yanchuan County as a teenager following his father's purge during the Cultural Revolution, and lived in a cave in the village of Liangjiahe, where he joined the CCP and worked as the party secretary. After studying chemical engineering at Tsinghua University as a "Worker-Peasant-Soldier student", Xi rose through the ranks politically in China's coastal provinces. Xi was Governor of Fujian from 1999 to 2002, before becoming Governor and Party Secretary of neighbouring Zhejiang from 2002 to 2007. Following the dismissal of the Party Secretary of Shanghai, Chen Liangyu, Xi was transferred to replace him for a brief period in 2007. He subsequently joined the Politburo Standing Committee and served as first secretary of the Central Secretariat in October 2007. In 2008 he was designated as Hu Jintao's presumed successor as paramount leader; to that end, Xi was appointed Vice President of the People's Republic of China and Vice Chairman of the Central Military Commission. He officially received the title of "leaders...

Some stupid shit a dumb bitch made up

Gassing a friend up or ending a sentence