Urban Dictionary: Poof

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Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

by Jess October 20, 2003

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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poof

The British word for a homosexual (see faggit, homo, gay) that is one of many variations of someone who desires someone of their same gender. See example below

"Ya poof! You tryin ta bugger me?"

by Jonesy March 21, 2005

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Poof!

To appear or disappear as if by magic.

The General Manager came into the office and "Poof" her was gone. He poofed into the office.

by Joe Retardo April 05, 2003

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