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When you finger your bumhole and shove frozen peas up there
Harvey johnson why are you giving yourself pooey fingers again, haven’t you done it enough??
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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When you take "K" (ketamine), and you loose it.
You go for a poo but instead of using toilet paper you use fingers... "Pooey Fingers"
Sam! (pooey fingers)
Why did you wipe poo all over my toilet?
It's the K, I've lost it just like I did in the Babylon Riot at Yarmouth
by Barry Buffalo October 29, 2007
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