Somebody: omg you forgot my humongous body off the black market!

The other person: me is poo

While Alex was on the loo, he read the Wikipedia entry for Quantum mechanics on his iPhone as his mid-poo entertainment

mumar was a strong link of hoe valley poo clan

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing

I hear that Bradford claimed on a birth certificate that a boy was his, but the kid looks nothing like him and blood type is different. I'm smelling poo. I think his wife Shirley put him up to signing a fraudulent birth certificate to hide the real fathers identity out of spite for the true father

“Oh jagmeet did you see the new sex video today?”
“No bhupinder”
“Ok jagmeet, just search something like: India poo hot sex 2017 compilation, and it should come up”

Oh, no honey, i ain't puttin' it in that hole. That's Inspector Poo-sow.