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"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."
by Coatsey July 18, 2013
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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"Oh man I ate some half cooked cookies and I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to go because I'll be in there forever."
-Poocrastination
-Poocrastination
by Coefficient of Friction January 24, 2010
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The act of delaying or putting off the excretion of one's fecal matter. This is often done when the poocrastinator doesn't want to leave the group or the party.
Tony: Look at Peter over there squirming and clenching his butt cheeks, he's poocrastinating for sure.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
Bob: Textbook example of poocrastination.
by AvidPoocrastinator July 09, 2011
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noun.
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
See procrastination
1. The act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. The refusal to take a dump when needed
See procrastination
Jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn't leave his final exam. Unfortunately, it appears Jim committed poocrastination.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
Janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
by Dark Donut October 12, 2011