Something being overly in-your-face and badly targeted to an audience in a failed attempt to be seen as cool, current and/or modern. The word comes from the character Poochie from The Simpsons.
The poochieness of this ad makes it suck.
by jazz biscuit March 17, 2008
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n. The soft section of flesh between your arm-pit and chest.
Your poochie is not as soft as my poochie.
by Tank_the_terrific January 29, 2012
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fat lips with a bunch of lip gloss on them.
in selena gomez's Naturally music vid. at the very end, she has some poochy lips
by Steezy Wondor January 14, 2010
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Another word for “Vagina”

Compound word derived from “coochie” and “pussy” so you don’t have to feel uncomfortable saying those words... plus it’s a cute word
“Her tights were pulled up so high I could see her poochie print”
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Why does that Persian have blond hair?
It's a dye job. What a fuckin' poochie.
by Houman March 17, 2005
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The poochies are the 6 coolest girls who run Brentwood School. Led by Princess Pooch, the queen bee himself. You can expect them to go the hardest in any situation. Their legend will live on forever along with that of the class of '10.
1: Whose throwing the party tonight?
2: I mean obviously the poochies are!

1: Dude I don't want to go to the party tonight.
2: Well the poochies are going to be there
1: Ok, Ill be there in 5.
by downfordimsum2 November 28, 2009
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