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I regreted boning her after I saw that pooch.

My mom gave me birth from that pooch.

Hail the pooch.

Seth Rogan was once a pooch.
by jesuswasahippy September 28, 2011
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Originally used for dogs, this term has now been adopted by fat women in order to attempt to make their gelatinous abdominal region sound cute.
Non-Overweight person: "Do you mind putting away your disgusting stomach?"

Overweight Cow: " TeeHee, You mean my little pooch!"

Non-Overweight person: *vomits*
by dustitall June 05, 2011
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Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.
Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.

You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.
by johnny x baby February 26, 2012
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A hairy Caucasian, disease filled Vagina. Usually containing herpes or chlamydia.
Mrs. Barbra Bell's hairy pooch was quite stinky today.
by Squasssh April 19, 2011
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Another name for a dog or female , mainly for a female who's a bitch but a bad bitch who does as she's told
"Look at are lass, she's a right pooch"
by Sloankettering March 16, 2015
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