1: A Bassett word, someone who says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

2: A complete & utter doushbag.

3: A straight man who is absolutely gay.

4. A man who cant control his mouth.
1: 'Yeah & then I cummed all on her tits!'
'Cheers son, but me & your mother didn't need to know that'

2: Mate, dont be a Rumbold, he's such a pooch.

3:I'm not gay, I love the Wanted.......

4: That's my missus, leave your comments out
by Ladybird87 July 15, 2011
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A stupid skank whore slut bag. Top of the whores.
Stephanie Hall is the biggest pooch ever.
by Rage June 08, 2003
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Noun: Something someone has said that appears to be a lie, usually for the purpose of making them look good

Verb: To pooch - to fabricate lies or exaggerations to make oneself look good

Comes from talking shit i.e chatting poo > poo-chatting > pooching
Mc: Richie said he goes out with a supermodel

D: That's blatant pooch!
by Del the Boy September 28, 2009
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when you're ravishingly rude
Aw man, he didn't deserve that from you! You're such a pooch!
by RastaSega September 17, 2008
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