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Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.
Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.

You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.
by johnny x baby February 26, 2012
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A hairy Caucasian, disease filled Vagina. Usually containing herpes or chlamydia.
Mrs. Barbra Bell's hairy pooch was quite stinky today.
by Squasssh April 19, 2011
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Used to refer to something that is not good. Particularly cinema.
How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.
by qawqaw October 24, 2020
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Used to describe when something isn’t very good, particularly cinema.
How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.
by qawqaw October 24, 2020
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pooch: is a non-derogatory term for that pad of fat just south of a woman's navel, but north of her genitalia.
She was relaxing when her husband poked her in the pooch.
by baddozer April 18, 2009
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Pooch is an abbreviation for the term pussy-pouch. This can be best explained as a lipid gathering around the uteran area, which forms what one might call a uterus pouch. This is a seperate package from the stomach. However, a pooch might also be part of one's pubic mound.
Hey, look at that old lady's pooch! Her fanny pack sits so nicely on it.
by paulasquared October 14, 2005
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