Noun
pooch (plural pooches)

(slang) A dog.
A dog of mixed breed; a mongrel.

File:Jack hicks, pooch.png|thumb|Pooch, to act pooch-ish, to impersonate a pooch

when someone or something is the shit

A long lost mate who moves to the Gold Coast to become a full time faggot, Posting shitty bar tending and food trends along with gay selfies on social media.

A T-shirt with cut off sleeves

a phat ass, or being sexually attracted to only big. fucking. ass’s.

When an individual takes the ball off another on the first bounce

Verb: A. To slack off and accomplish nothing in a given period of time, without getting caught.

B. To chill with the pooches and discuss general matters of pooching.

Noun: A. a close acquaintance who pooches along side you

B .one who has a strong reputation for pooching hard and pooching often.