smashing a girl missionary style while repeatedly punching her in eye until an eye patch is needed. turn her over to doggy style while still smashing away then get a marker pen and draw a x over her asshole then unleash your load inside of it to bury your treasure.
i was fucking trashed while watching pirates of the caribbean with this chick and she was full ready for a poo pirate.
by Johnny two deep October 24, 2011
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