One who defecates anywhere besides the toilet in the bathroom. It can be on the floor, on the toilet seat, on the top of the paper dispenser, smeared on the stall door/wall, or even in a urinal or sink.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A Janitor whose job is to clean buildings which may involve cleaning toilets.