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Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.
Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.

Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.

Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.
by huge hammer 69 December 04, 2019
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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