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The act of accidentally smearing some feces on the cuff of your shirt whilst hastily wiping your anus after defecation.
Luke: What's that brown mark on your cuff?
Andrew: Oh yeah, I was poo cuffing last night.
Luke: Dirty fucker.
by Largest of Ds February 27, 2013
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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