A dirty protest of the faecal variety, intentionally, or accidentally, laid out in a linear formation comprising a brownish locomotive-esq turd pulling several little pellet-like carriages of varying consistency. Oft found in hospitals and care homes

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Similar to Drop the kids off at the pool,pinch a loaf,lay cable explaining you are ready to poop

poo train is were someone gives someone ells a blow-job with shit on there nob