Perfect "teenager's first car." I got mine for my 17th birthday from my uncle. It's the boxiest car you'll ever see. Very easy to gut open and add in aftermarket stereos and starters.
People laugh when they see me start my shitbox P6k in the winter.
by Nameles October 28, 2004
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A rather plump fellow with a family car, which happens to be a black pontiac. He on occasion decides to randomly attack people such as his friends. Sometimes when feeling frisky he likes to drive around the middle schools in his area searching for what he calls "easy money".
Damn it stop trying to give my little sister "rides" in your family car pontiac tom!
by Mike "Big Bird" Cannizaro September 10, 2004
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When you see 3 or more Pontiacs in a row on the road
While traveling on I75 North, I noticed the fast lane was reserved for the Pontiac Parade.
by WHITEKAT May 17, 2005
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A car obviously made for ladies but mainly driven by queer men.

"oh look, a pontiac g6, must be a hot piece in there"
car passes
"never mind just a tool"
by eric gerstacker June 11, 2008
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As Pontiac used to say, "Wider is better", A BBW or SSBBW
Look at the size of that girl, she's a real Pontiac babe!
by ssbbwlover May 16, 2011
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An individual who drives a Pontiac. This term originates from a marketing slogan used by GM to promote their shitty Pontiac automobiles. However, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as Pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.
Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.

I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!
by cokemidget January 09, 2008
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When you blow into a girls pussy and sniff the air as it blows back out to determine if it's good enough to fuck
I gave Cindy a Pontiac Air Test last night... that shit was too nasty to fuck!
by Moosefire66 September 17, 2019
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