The art of trying to have sex with your step sister

The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.

A popular term used in Miami to describe or specify a gay male.

Beter bekend as 'n Poes Zonk. Dit is wanneer 2 hande teen mekaar gedruk word en dan word die voorkant by 'n dame se vagina ingeslaan as 'n grap as sy nie kyk nie. Almal lag altyd lekker. Handskoene word aanbeveel as sy 'n mini aan het.

Corrupted term for Pinkie Pie, a main character in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

A Jewish/Brooklyn/New York slang for Marijuana and the illegal usage of this substance.

A word that is very versatile. Verb, noun, adjective. In its true form, a ponk is a situation that is of unfathomable hilarity (also known as "lolz"). There may also be a delicious twist of irony that accompanies the event (or may accompany the description of an event). The act of ponking is universal and may be related to "pwning" or "owning." If Ashton Kutcher were to make a new television show, it would be called "Ponked."

Ponking or the event of a ponk often results in a significant amount of QQing or TTing. A ponk is often the consequence of a GG.

Conjugated and various forms include: ponked, ponkyed, ponky, ponking, ponks, ponkage