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A popular term used in Miami to describe or specify a gay male.
“All the ponks was out last night for pride”
“That ponk was doing too much
by miamian August 15, 2019
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
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Beter bekend as 'n Poes Zonk. Dit is wanneer 2 hande teen mekaar gedruk word en dan word die voorkant by 'n dame se vagina ingeslaan as 'n grap as sy nie kyk nie. Almal lag altyd lekker. Handskoene word aanbeveel as sy 'n mini aan het.
Kyk hoe buk Gretel by Cindy se tafel, ek gaan haar gou gaan ponk
by Vuilbek April 08, 2019
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A word that is very versatile. Verb, noun, adjective. In its true form, a ponk is a situation that is of unfathomable hilarity (also known as "lolz"). There may also be a delicious twist of irony that accompanies the event (or may accompany the description of an event). The act of ponking is universal and may be related to "pwning" or "owning." If Ashton Kutcher were to make a new television show, it would be called "Ponked."

Ponking or the event of a ponk often results in a significant amount of QQing or TTing. A ponk is often the consequence of a GG.

Conjugated and various forms include: ponked, ponkyed, ponky, ponking, ponks, ponkage
As a noun,

Me: Remember when we were about to sign a lease to that house?
You: Then some bitches signed in front of us? Yeah.
Me: What a ponk.

As a verb,

Me: Dude, remember that crazy landlord?
You: Yeah we are about to ponk the shit out of her.
Me: That's what she gets for getting us to try to sign a lease without seeing a house.

As a an adjective,

Me: That house over there is very ponky.
You: Seriously.
by DewDew54 February 22, 2010
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A catchall exclamation, generally used when you have just caused something to explode or be launched in an unconventional manner.
1) player 1: (as he owns player 2 with a gravity hammer) PONK!!!

2) Jefferey: (as he punts a small dog) PONK!!!
by Punt stuff September 07, 2009
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Better known as a "PoesZonk". A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.
by Vuilbek April 08, 2019
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