A guy who has a PHD in tuckshop work.
He is personified by his use of the catch phrase "whatever"
Josh: Hey Poncho, how are you today?

Poncho: whatever
by Grandpa Howard May 12, 2019
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A cool ass Hispanic friend , always looking out for you . aka The Ponch.
Yo Poncho I need a ride . I got you fam, an then will go get beers after .

Say Ponch what you doing tonight? Picking up some hoes with you bruh , be there in 5.
by KiddP December 20, 2016
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A man who looks Mexican but aint. He also has a big head and a sister who wont shut up . lives in the ghetto and thinks he is tough
Man that poncho is really crazy
by Cindie lou May 04, 2019
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Poncho: adj.n.
A person who is a skank or other bad words. Used to replace foul language.
Look at that flippin Poncho over there! Always all over everybody.
by haleypaige45 November 11, 2009
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When you are having sex and you put your cock and balls completely inside the girls vagina like a poncho protecting you from the rain.
Me:"Last night I was fucking this girl and I tried to give her the Poncho!"
You:"What the fuck is a Poncho?!"
Me:"You know! When you put your cock n' balls all up in her junk ."
You:"Ohhh, gotcha... you're fucking sick..."
by Schoolboy80 October 26, 2011
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Hey that stinky mexican blanket has a hole in it. Therefore, it must be a poncho, and you must be a douche.
by Bill Lambier August 19, 2007
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