nickname for highway patrolman frank poncharello in the classic tv show CHiPs. Latin Lovemacheen to the ladies. The coolest mofo ever on television.

It's a flab pack for a girl. Like a beer gut. If the pants are too tight the ponch tends to hang over the rim of the pants. Can also be an insult.

a female version of the beer gut, starting really low in the mid-section

Heavily sweet liqueur with a pronounced sherry-brandy taste and raisin overtones.

When your friend wearing a poncho tries to intiatate a conversation/date with someone of the opposite sex.

When one kills a joke but instead of killing it he or she will continue the joke up until the point where no one remembers the joke but only how terribly it has been killed. Disgust with the person who ponched the joke is often associated.

a female version of the beer belly, usually very large in the mid-section and you would need a car jack to even lift it up.