A personality catfish. Meeting someone online that has a cracking sense of humour and the slickest charm, but when the day comes that you meet, their personality resembles more a bowl of dry weetabix.
So I met this guy on Bumble, confident, funny, interesting, sweet, charming and just omg, but when I met him... What a polywaffle. I think I'd have had more fun watching paint dry.
by serialdater March 11, 2019
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Yesterday at the quiz night, there was an epic amount of polywaffle going on. You'd think Peta and her 3 boyfriends would have some of the answers at least....
by Master_Fluffy October 08, 2020
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1. Absolute nonsense, gibberish
2. Filler material used to pad out something and make it seem more important than it actually is.
2. Filler material used to pad out something and make it seem more important than it actually is.
"Oi Damo mate did ya hear Scomo's speech the other day cunt?"
"Yeah mate, fucken polywaffle. Fucken oath."
"Yeah mate, fucken polywaffle. Fucken oath."
by Aussie_Mantis August 23, 2020
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