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A disease in which the clitoris multiplies inside the vagina and forms hundreds or thousands of tiny, squirming, clitori.
Tom: Ew.

Jane: I have Polyclitoritus.

Tom: Ew, there are so many clitori squirming inside your vagina.
by clitoris eater April 19, 2011
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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