Someone who is a busybody, looks over shoulders, always wants to hear what is going on. Can be used for many other things. To describe someone who has an unpleasant or annoying attitude.
"Why are you looking over my shoulder? Quit being such a Polonius!"
"Why are you still talking, you Polonius fool?"
"You need to drop this Polonius attitude."
Person 1: "Keep it 235! Homeslice!"
Person 2: "Shut up, you sound Polonius"
"Why are you still talking, you Polonius fool?"
"You need to drop this Polonius attitude."
Person 1: "Keep it 235! Homeslice!"
Person 2: "Shut up, you sound Polonius"
by PeatMoss October 03, 2012
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Back in the day the homies around the way frequently used the word polonius as away to describe a person place or thing
That bitch just made a polonious move, had me take her out and spend all my paper on her ,then when we get back to the crib she says she not down to fuck ,thatβs some polonious shit right there! So the definition of the word polonius is something that presents itself as being genuine & real but turns out to be fake, phony, or a fraud
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