a polo king, wears polo all day everyday, has polo accessories and clothing.

Living a positive, successful and flashy lifestyle.

A step above someone who is white trash, but still poor, stupid and lacking class. This individual will spend money on designer clothes such as, a Ralph Lauren polo, but can only afford the minimum payment on their credit card.

The power of someone who drives an Volkswagen Polo. This person deserves the full respect of anyone he meets, as he is the absolute most important person in the room at all times. His awesomeness is only matched by other polo drivers.

A game played in a 30' by 30' room with sectional couches along all walls, by predominantly Greek men without the use of horses or mallets. Balls, however, are still integral to the game. A game of Man Polo generally lasts between 45 and 60 minutes, depending on stoppages. At half time, the rider becomes the horse.

An ancient European explorer who taught everyone whom he met how to play golf and croquet from horseback.

A game played when enjoying coitus. The male enters the female as deeply as possible and yells "Marco". The female, when agreeing her vagina has been filled to its maximum, replies "Polo".