A nickname for the sycophantic pseudo-patriots who are taking 45’s directive to become poll watchers seriously.
We must become America’s poll hawks to prevent outright thieving and other unamerican fake voting practices like double and triple-voting illegals that we all know these lefties are busing en masse to the polls!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 09, 2020
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many of them are irrelevant and annoying cuz they always ask you "make an E" "make a C" which gets very repetitive
note: some of them are actually pretty good i will admit
note: some of them are actually pretty good i will admit
Person A: Hey what did you do in YouTube today?
Person B: I looked at some YouTube Polls. Disgusted.
Person A: Why?
Person B: Because they keep asking you to make letters.
Person B: I looked at some YouTube Polls. Disgusted.
Person A: Why?
Person B: Because they keep asking you to make letters.
by some very random random guy May 09, 2021
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If you see a blank pole on Twitter DO NOT VOTE FOR IT it’s used by the author’s tweet to self harm or to commit sewer slide, the polls usually have “.” Or “-“ on them that stand for options of self harm or any other form in the author’s brain
Person1: did you see she tweeted a blank poll what does that mean?
Person2: she’s going through a hard time don’t vote for it remind her she’s loved and valid
Person2: she’s going through a hard time don’t vote for it remind her she’s loved and valid
by 1Dand5sosshit April 05, 2021
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Alicea: Dude! Did you hear about how Jessica thought that Europe was above Canada?
Jyllea: Yeah, man. She's such a clod-poll
Jyllea: Yeah, man. She's such a clod-poll
by Jalanie Blü May 27, 2010
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In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.
by Workaholics_fan March 06, 2014
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An oddity, a rarity, something that should not happen, unexplained and unfortunate events, but essentially just a turtle sitting on a poll. Similar to Barack Obama.
One day a farmer was walking his fence. He came upon a poll turtle sitting atop one of one the fence polls. The farmer was puzzled. How did this turtle get atop of this fence? So the farmer walked up to the turtle and said "what are you doing here and who the fuck put you here?"
by RattleMeSnake March 23, 2009
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An extremely unorganized form of voting, usually used by self-appointed leaders when they don't have the desire to actually consider what the group wants but need to make it look like it was a majority decision.
Intramural captain: "Okay dudes, who can make it Monday to practice? Quick straw poll!" (two people out of thirty raise their hands)
Captain: "Monday it is!"
Guy #1: "90% didn't vote."
(Captain shoots Guy #1 in the face.)
Captain: "Monday it is!"
Guy #1: "90% didn't vote."
(Captain shoots Guy #1 in the face.)
by Col. Hans Landa October 04, 2011
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