To remove all visible logos and brand marks from a product before using or wearing it in order to make it less vulgar; named for Cayce Pollard, the main character in William Gibson's novel Pattern Recognition, who is made violently ill by logos and removes them from her clothing. The term is being used in fashion/art circles.
She had to pollardize her jeans before wearing them, cutting off the pocket and flap logos and sanding off the brand name on the buttons.
by 0ldB4t June 09, 2007
A Psychopathic wife who's goal in life is to play nice and convince the spouse into marriage. Once this task has been accomplished she will then turn into a satan-sort of a human-being and forcefully remove your sexual organs and hands. she will then harvest these organs and only give them use during self pleasure in the form of masturbation. Once you can stand no more she will lock you and all your children in the frigid basement and torment you unitl you can stand no more. Finally she will take a nazi dagger and make an incision across your trachea causing extreme blood loss leading to death, which only brings furthe peasure to her. Once the spouse is deceased she will perform sexual experiments on the children such as attaching squirrel testicles and removing the human ones. once all her fun and games have been performed and she is satisfied with her demoness, she will then break a valve filled with fatal carbon monoxide gas, and watch the kids through a video camera as they suffer for their last breathe.
by Jeffrey the shit Dahmer December 28, 2009
by What yeye July 10, 2019
A wild packrat that likes to go out and have a good time. She enjoys being fat every once in awhile and dragging around dustballs on a leash. She is funny as bawls, probably the cutest little thing you've ever seen. She likes to play SOCCER. She also likes cats, lots and lots of them. Some day she even plans to be a cat watcher. One of her favorite hobbies tends to be sucking massive dick. She spends about 1/3 of her lifetime doing so. She is very good in bed, especially with your dad. If your ever looking to get laid, just hit her up.
by Lindsay O October 25, 2011
10/10 would slap her if you had the chance.
Enjoys eating ass smoking grass and going fast broom broom
Enjoys eating ass smoking grass and going fast broom broom
by Your local radiator June 11, 2020
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by Notty M. Portant March 19, 2006