Oral sex term performed on women. Make smooth and shiny by rubbing, preferably with tongue. (polish job, shine up)
by Breaker-make July 7, 2006
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A very strange and aggressive breed of human that inhabit a place near Russia. Often are scam artists and beggars. Possibly dangerous people. Jack the Ripper was rumored to be a Polish man. (Aron Kozminski) Most American serial killers and shoplifters happen to be Polish or have Polish ancestry. (Eva Maria Malczewski, Ted Kaczynski, Rafal Kaldon, Peter Kudzinowski, John Wayne Gacy) Hmn. Coincidence?

The whole country is almost like a ghost town, and only has old 14-15th century Roman Catholic churches. But to the Northwest it features highways that were once built by Germans.

They are known for their excellent beer, though. warka
Never marry a Polish girl or she will literally take your money and cut your nuts off !!
by Charmouche December 15, 2016
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Self-hating Russians that stole half of their land from Germany in WW2. Along with the Czechs. Known for stealing and migrating everywhere and taking jobs, even in Canada and the USA. And their bad English. Tend to work in very sketchy fields (i.e. doctors, lawyers, accountants, bankers, abortionists. Telemarketers, salesman, prostitution, hub-cap traders, for the ones that are less shrewd.) often leach off the working class. usually worse than Mexicans and more unskilled for the job, despite being white. most are chumps and pinheads, many Poles lack street smarts

P.S. know that I am American. (They call themselves Polish. but everyone in the USA knows they are Slavs and are really just self-hating Russians under a different name.)
They needed to create a new country on stolen German territory with a new ethnicity of self-hating Russians called "Poles", and create a country of Poland, just for hating their own Russian kinship?! the Polish people...
by Abraham's Adversary April 10, 2016
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They are always late, they are fat, they eat porgies all day. They're also retards and they don't know how to spell.
Nick is Polish and he got an F on his Spelling test and he also couldn't miss the porgy eating contest. He'll probably win.
by POLE HATER September 17, 2007
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A type of wierd creature not of the human race. May have herpes and try to steal your potatos.
unable to jump over any kind of fence.
commonly has a brother named "PFT"(polish fag two).
Also carriers a sort of Tucan Sam nose. >=P

OH Yeah he's a fag too!
Person:" hey POLISH! get away from my
Potatos!"

Polish:"HISS!"

Person: "Shoo! Shoo!"
by Godly Chaz November 24, 2008
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What you call a woman that you want to suck and polish your cock.
by Frank Palace January 8, 2012
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When a female has no bodily curves, lending the term "Polish" as her body has similar proportions to a pole.
Vinny: DAMMMNNN, that bitch straight Polish dawg.
Greg: Yeah man, she ain't lookin right.
Vinny: Word son, she's lookin like a mad grenade right now.
Evan: What the fuck man, does she eat food...?
by McTweezy September 1, 2010
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