When one passes gas in thier own tighty-whiteys, then takes them off and wears them on thier head. Their will be a huge skidmark across the front, leading all the way to the back, resembling a racing helmet.
"Wow Jeff, that polish racing helmet really goes well with your new Harley!"
by Mike Tauss September 09, 2008
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giving someone a B.J.(blow job)
nigga:hey hoe start polishing my helmet
hoe:aghit but i dont come cheap
by lalalallalalalalalalal; November 19, 2007
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In the absence of a condom using saran wrap, vaseline, and a rubber band as a contraceptive.
we were out of condoms so i used a Polish Helmet
by Tommeh9696 December 29, 2020
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A colloquial expression for Male Masturbation.
I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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