A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)
Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"
by Rad!04ct!v3 December 08, 2013
by HuntleyRules April 25, 2015
The act where a man must be fully soft in which 8 British men then all begin sucking.Inflating the totem pole and preforming the English Totem Pole
by RapeVictim December 22, 2020
by Southsidethief August 02, 2021
The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.
Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...
by larryco June 30, 2016
by Smoke sesh July 22, 2018
When a late night snake looking bitch is stacked up on top of and slowly takes the form of a creature from the sewers of Detroit.
by King Smidi June 30, 2017