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Great Country in Central Europe. Inhabitants are very intelligent unlike those dumb fat Americans. This country went through a hard time during the World War 2. Poland destroyed the most Nazi Soldiers,War Ships,Air Crafts,Tanks and other. The French were pussies and gay and didn't want to help Poland attack Germany. Oh Well they were invaded anyways.They are lucky the Britan actually helped them too. Poland got sexy girls, great people and not a lot of fat people.
Look at that sexy blonde chick.
I bet shes from Poland.
by TruPolishThug August 26, 2006
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Just adding to what everyone else wrote, concerning WW2, and all that jazz. If it wasn't for Poland, Europe would be entirely Moslem.

The battle of Vienna. The large-scale battle was won by Polish-Austrian-German forces led by King of Poland John III Sobieski against the Ottoman Empire. If the Poles were to be defeated at Vienna, then nothing would have stopped the Ottomans from conquering the entire continent, and spread their religion. After the defeat of he moslems, John III Sobieski received a gift from the current Pope, I believe it was a Baton or a sword.

Also, the Poles had the best cavalry in the entire world history! The "Winged Hussar's" had the best bred horses, and the biggest as well. They are called "Winged" Hussar's because of the 2 wooden arches on the backs of the Polish cavalryman were lined with feathers from various or a specific bird (not sure) and when the horses would charge toward the enemy, the air passing the through the feathers would create a very, VERY high-pitched screech that would scare the enemy's horses and cause havoc against enemy cavalry. The Polish horses were not affected because they were raised to adjust to that noise.
If it weren't for Poland, Europe would be an Islamic continent.

King John Sobieski III, along with the Polish armies, especially the Winged Hussar's, defeated the Ottoman Empire at the Battle of Vienna, saving Europe from Islam.
by Krzysztof P. March 10, 2008
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Best Country in the World.
Has the best food, vodka and of course women.
All the Other coutries wish they could be as cool as Poland =
by MEE =] January 27, 2008
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Poland is a country that is located in central Europe, and borders the Baltic Sea. It is home to a great number of people, see Polish or Polak.
*Polish Mafia*
Have a party
Have a bal
Drink some beer
Fuck'em all
Roll a joint
Smoke some weed
Do some acid
Take some speed
We are polish
We have class
Fuck with us and
We'll kick your ass

Polska #1
by Wioleta September 18, 2003
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There is a Devil, who travels around the world with his magic pail...
He arrives to England, and says to Englishmens
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
English answers: So, take what you wont. We've got so much that we won't even notice.
Then He comes to Germany, and says to Germans
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
So Germans answers: Take what you wont. We'll make even more in a few days.
So Devil goes to Russia...
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
Russians: You can't take anything, becouse we've got nothing to be taken.
At last, Davil arrives to Poland and says:
I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got...
Oh no :( Where is my pail??
Accualy I'm Pole and I know some Polish girls :D
by Sebo.PL January 28, 2005
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