(n) a nerdy/dorky/asshat person (most likely male) who lives in the basement of their mother's house and is around the age of 35 (ages may vary according to level of bitchdom). someone who is addicted to other people's comments on websites like clipaday, youtube etc.Symptoms may begin to occur around adolescents when the subject engages in too much video game activity or scholastic endevours (eg halo, counter strike, math club, and science fairs). Typical behavior includes excessive amounts of time engaged in internet browsing, over-emotional reactions to loss at FPS games, comic book reading, Sci-fi entertainment in the form of movies or the television station.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.