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A portmanteau of Pokemon GO and mongoloid.
noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.
noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.
1) Driver: Holy shit, a Snorlax! Pull over!!!
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!
2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!
2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.
by pokemang July 17, 2016
Jun 25 Word of the Day
When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021