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A muffin that you keep in your pocket for emergency calories. Essential for garnering sweet gainz after a workout when you are in a place with no food, or food that doesn't fit your macros.
Deshawn keeps a pocket muffin in all of his jackets, which is why he possesses great swole.
by Swoledonym March 13, 2014
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
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1. A muffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the muffin.

2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.
I am glad I took this pocket muffin because I am starving.

I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.
by Fatrazmo December 20, 2010
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