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1. The act of attempting to PoleVolt, but actually just having your hand in your pocked stroking away at aluminum.

2. The erection of a penis caused by the lack of oxygen as a result of wearing a respirator mask as you brush a dry PaintBrush across a machined block of aluminum.
1. I champion of Pocket Javelin at my School, say mother.

2. OMF, LighTake gives me a might powerful Pocket Javelin.
by PirateJohnson April 19, 2018
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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