An often very attractive or successful black woman who only dates successful and desirable/attractive white males. These men are thought by white women as having been lured and stolen away by what they view as a novelty in the sexy, well to do black woman. The thought being that they should stick to their own men. The Ivory Poachers motives range from simple preference to spiteful retribution so the term can be applied lightly as a humorous description, or harshly as an insult.
"I should introduce shawna to my cousin Pookie".... "Nah girl, she a Ivory poacher...she like dat cream"
"I really thought there was something growing between Brandon and I...but now he's dating that black chick with the Mercedes...fucking Ivory poacher!"
"I really thought there was something growing between Brandon and I...but now he's dating that black chick with the Mercedes...fucking Ivory poacher!"
by RoG03 August 31, 2016
by Beardedjeff June 01, 2021
the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly
Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 07, 2011
Someone who has nothing to do and asks you where all the hottest parties and events are throughout the year.
or
A lame that is out of the loop and never knows when, where, or what time the party is.
or
A lame that is out of the loop and never knows when, where, or what time the party is.
Party Poacher: Yo! Whats happening tonight?
Party Promoter: Im not telling your lame ass nothing. Got damn Party Poacher!
Party Promoter: Im not telling your lame ass nothing. Got damn Party Poacher!
by Deon Tae August 06, 2009
Someone or a group of people intended on taking any valuable and movable objects from someone’s property. ie porch
by Dnttrdonme November 18, 2018
by rgeezy January 08, 2009
When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.
"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"
"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"
"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"
by ASTK October 06, 2008