Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"
by Monroe July 07, 2003
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Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.
by chief chuckabubba May 05, 2006
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A poached egg is when you slide an egg down into a girls ass, then you slap her butt cheeks to break the egg inside her ass, then you fuck her in the ass, after its all done you have her shit it out into a pan and scramble it!
by Chase Dankbar January 04, 2008
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Paul gave Rubin a poached egg. He loved it.
Desmond had a hard day at the office so Curtis gave him a poached egg.
Desmond had a hard day at the office so Curtis gave him a poached egg.
by IamChainSaw March 19, 2010
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My girl wanted to try something new in bed so I showed her what poached eggs are. She squealed with excitement.
by jbone80 August 14, 2008