A person (can identify as any/multiple genders) that chooses to dye their hair in unnatural colors. Colors that are not natural for humans (or other mammalians), but stand out & attract attention. These “Persons of Hair Color” normally feel comfortable as SJWs, and may also be feminazis. They aren’t all members of the LGBTQ+ community, but a large percentage are. They believe that normal hair colors aren’t good enough for someone of their caliber & think that “special hair” give them special “minority” status. Politically, they are far to the left, with many radicalized (“woke”) inclinations.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."