Plutonic

Relating to the underworld or the god Pluto. Common misspelling of the word platonic, meaning intimate and affectionate but not sexual.

Everyone thinks that we're dating, but our relationship is strictly plutonic.

Um, I think you mean platonic.

by chalima March 9, 2009

Plutonic

A pun that indicates a relationship that is not only not platonic, but explosive.

We used to platonic friends, but after last night, its plutonic.

by ntsci September 17, 2012

Plutonic

Like platonic but for retards who can't spell

Person 1: We're plutonic friends
Person 2: wtf retard it's platonic

by The Derky May 9, 2019

Plutonic

A relationship that was formerly sexual in nature, but has been demoted to "just friends."

I used to be all over her beef-curtains, but then our relationship went plutonic.

by cactustime November 15, 2009

Pluton

The queerest person in an IRC channel.

Jesus, don't be the Pluton in here.

by FishBulb June 11, 2004

plutonic

When you have a platonic sexual relationship but you know that the "just friends" part was never a real thing in the first place. You pretend like it exists, but it was always a myth, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Let's be strictly plutonic friends who have sex whenever we feel like it.
Eris: Sounds great! I love pretending, so that will be fun.
JB: Great, can you give me a plutonic blow job?

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

plutonic

a friendship or relationship in which there is no possibility of romantic progress.

"I like you, but only as a friend."

that's some plutonic shit right there.

by t2d.curious November 4, 2007