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The affliction of extreme overweightness on the planet Pluto. Fuck you pluto's a planet!
Guy one:I hear plutobesity is becoming quite a problem. Guy two:Well maybe they shouldn't deep fry all their food. Guy three:Shut the fuck up this is a hold up give me all your money!
by Kadiekof July 19, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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