Another name for erected nipples that pop out of your shirt.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

A tool, cleverly devised by early mankind to cause great physical pain, anguish, and extreme frustration. Normally manufactured in asian countries such as Malaysia, China, etc. Normally advertised to "plunge" waste from one's toilet, its actual purpose is far, far darker. This is the instrument of death, the tool of the executioner. Terribly devastative, the plunger, whence soaked with "poopy water," or worse, is a fearsome weapon in the hands of even the youngest of children or oldest of granny.

The worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. A plumbers worst nightmare.

Dipping your entire cock into a Wendy's Frosty.

Always bringing up old shit.

A Bucket Without A Bucket.
A Simple Home Made Smoking Device/Impliment.
All You Need
-2 Litre Plastic Bottle
-A Piece To Put Your Substance in
-Greengo
-lighter
-Access To A Tap