When a particular individual has ingested more alcoholic beverages than their liver can process, rendering them incapable of any kind of discernible speech and/or the ability to stand by themselves.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

When you take a massive crap in the toilet and your mum or some other poor being has to suck it out with a plunger.