A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.
Lady: Man look at that those pants!
Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!
Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 12, 2018
Hey big Joads can you inspect my pipe work? Been eating lots of just da gravy rolls and I heard your a but plumber by trade
by Whitecunt February 17, 2016
Sex worker in a whorehouse who will perform acts of oral-anal sex the others cannot stand to , due to their relative delicacy.
Hilary wouldn't ream me out, but called in The Plumber who reamed me out good and rooted about like a truffle hound.
by NWA10000 January 15, 2015
by DA Cheetoh February 26, 2009
when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.
by Brownsound September 11, 2004
When engaging in sexual inter course, you take laxatives and shit in a funnel, with the funnel inside their anus. After the funnel is empty, you thrust your genetalia into their anus. This is called the plumber.
by itchygirl123 March 27, 2019
a bummy hockey player who makes frequent mistakes such as falling, turning over the puck, missing checks, fanning on shots, making dumb ass plays, costing his team a win.
by epmd July 25, 2003